Sometimes you just don’t want the hassle of explaining your job to the general public when you tell them you’re a P.I.

Here are three answers I give when people ask me what I do for a living and I don’t want to have the exact same conversation I’ve had a million times before.

You know… “Oh, I always thought I would be a good Private Investigator. When me and my husband/wife split up I blah, blah blah”.

Or even worse… “Are you watching me!”